Gujurati humor

After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Gujarati man in Bombay calls his

son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to
tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of
misery is enough!'

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck
they're getting divorced,' she shouts, I'll take care of this.'

She calls Bombay immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do
a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says,
'It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own
airfare!!'